Saturday, December 15, 2007

The First Christms Gift


http://www.andiesisle.com/thefirstchristmasgift.hs.html

Another Christmas Card

Ashland College always does a beautiful Christmas card and this year they have done another one. This should get you into the Christmas Sprit. Make sure you have your speakers on and enjoy.





http://ecard.ashland.edu/2004admission/index.html

Friday, December 14, 2007

What is a billion?

This is too true to be very funny
The next time you hear a politician use the
word "billion" in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the "politicians" spending
YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of its releases.

A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.
D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and
20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New
Orleans It's amazing what you can learn wit h some simple division . .
Louisiana Senator , Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress
for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number, what does
it mean?
A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of
New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you
each get $516,528
B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.
C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family
gets $2,066,012.

Washington , D.C .. HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators broken??
Tax his land,
Tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirts,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his booze,
Tax his beers,If he cries,
Tax his tears.
Tax his bills,
Tax his gas,
Tax his notes,
Tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he ha s no dough.
If he hollers,
Tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!" And when he's gone,
We won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unempl oyment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing Licen se Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Perm it Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge tax e s,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local Su rcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage Su rcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehicle License Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workers Compensation Tax.
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the
world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'
And I still have to "press
1" for English.
I hope this goes around THE
USA at least 100 times
What the heck happened?????

How Big is Wal-Mart?

How Big is Wal-Mart?

At Wal-Mart, Americans spend $36,000,000 every hour of every day. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!
Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.
Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.
Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people and is the largest private employer.
Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the World.
Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger & Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only 15 years.
During this same period, 31 Supermarket chains sought bankruptcy (including Winn-Dixie).
Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.
Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA, of which 1,906 are SuperCenters; this is 1,000 more than it had 5 years ago.
This year, 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at a Wal-Mart store. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 billion.)
90% of all Americans live within 15 miles of a Wal-Mart.

Proverbs 16:3

(Proverbs 16:3. The Amplified Bible)
'Roll your works upon the Lord - commit and trust them
wholly to Him; [He will cause your thoughts to become
agreeable to His will, and] so shall your plans be
established and succeed.'

Right now you may be on the edge of a major
decision...about to make a change in your job or your
church or your personal life. You know you need
divine guidance. And you're hoping desperately to
hear from the Lord.

If that's your situation, don't panic. Being led by
the Lord isn't some complicated process that only the
spiritual 'pros' can master.

I found that out years ago when I was a new believer.
I wanted to live in a way that was pleasing to God,
but I didn't know how to make decisions that were in
line with His will.

Then one day as I was studying The Amplified Bible, I
came across Proverbs 16:3. Immediately, I latched
onto this verse and began to use it in my life - and I
can tell you now from experience, it works!

It will work for you too if you'll do what it says.
Roll your works over on God, commit your ways to Him,
trust them wholly to Him. He'll start adjusting your
thoughts to be like His until, at some point, you'll
just know the right thing to do. Of course, faith is
involved. One of the requirements is trust, and you
won't be able to do that without feeding on God's
Word. Then as you practice rolling your works upon
the Lord and trusting Him, you become more confident
in your ability to hear. Start now with whatever
problem is bothering you. Pray and trust God with it.
In other words, believe you recieve when you pray.
Stop worrying and begin believing.

Learn to live this way and it doesn't matter whether
you've been a Christian 30 minutes or 30 years, your
plans shall be established and succeed!

Scripture Reading: Psalm 37:1-7

Wishing ya'll a Wonderful, Beautiful, Blessed Weekend
:-)

The Cross and the Lynching Tree

Everyone needs to take the time to watch this video.
Very enlightening view about the race relations in these United States.
Interesting analogy regarding the Cross and the sudden rise in nooses being displayed around America recently.

http://www.pbs.org/moyers/journal/11232007/watch.html

Thursday, December 13, 2007

RANT TIME.

I am so sick of these scumsucking, parasitic, bottomfeeding scavengers, that suck the very life out of everyone, and make up their own policies, rules, regulations, and demogogic bullthis, until I would like to start a revolutionary trend that will make large companies, appreciate their customers or stop being able to collect anything but grief anytime they try to charge anyone.
AOL is one of those assinine services that want to charge in advance of giving any services. My other home account, says that I am not in the rears on any payments, and don't owe anything, but they put up a pop-up and won't let me on line until I give them my credit-card information again.
They already have it or I wouldn't be online at anytime.
Direct TV is another assinine service that sends you a bill, with a past due notice, that states, DATE DUE -IMMEDIATELY.
Then they charge a late fee, of $5. no matter when you pay the this.
Which since they don't give you a due date, they are going to charge you a late fee no matter what.
If you don't pay they ass, they cut off your service, so how could you be late, paying them if the service interruption date is two weeks away.
Then when you call either of these monopolistic bastards, you get a supersucker that doesn't speak ENGLISH.
Every service anyone gets practices the same this because these a-holes get away with it. I'm sick of all these motherplucker

This is the season

This is the season when millions of people around the world pause for another (perhaps a closer) look at the "babe in the manger" - "the Christ-child." Most are familiar with the Christmas story found in the NT book of Matthew, but there's another, more complete picture of this perfect gift from God, found in the NT book of Phillipians, Chapter 2, kind of a "rest of the story" thing."It seems appropriate to consider it, at a time when this ol' world is steeped in chaos and uncertainties of all kinds.
"If you have any encouragement from being united with Christ, if any comfort from his love, if any fellowship with the Spirit, if any tenderness and compassion, then your attitude should be the same as that of Christ Jesus, who, being in very nature and essence, God, didn't consider equality with God something to be grasped, but made himself nothing, taking the very nature of a servant, being made in human likeness (the Nativity). And being found in appearance as a man, he humbled himself and became obedient to death--even death on a cross. Therefore God exhaulted him to the highest place and gave him a name that is above every name, that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, in heaven and on earth, and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father." Furthermore, no matter how many promises God has made, they are all "Yes" and "Amen" in Christ, to the glory of God . (NT 1 Cor. 1:20). Not only was Jesus THE gift, but in knowing Him, we receive wonderful gifts, from him, as well. (See below). I hope you will be as encouraged by them as we were. Lyle & Vera Loughry



THE BELL
We KNOW WHO We Are
I am God's child (John 1:12)
I am Christ's friend (John 15:15 )
I am united with the Lord(1 Cor. 6:17 )
I am bought with a price(1 Cor. 6:19-20)
I am a saint (set apart for God). (Eph. 1:1)
I am a personal witness of Christ. (Acts 1:8)
I am the salt & light of the earth ( Matt.5:13-14)
I am a member of the body of Christ(1 Cor 12:27)
I am free forever from condemnation ( Rom. 8: 1-2)
I am a citizen of Heaven. I am significant ( Phil.3:20)
I am free from any charge against me (Rom. 8:31 -34)
I am a minister of reconciliation for God(2 Cor.5:17-21)
I have access to God through the Holy Spirit (Eph. 2:18)
I am seated with Christ in the heavenly realms (Eph. 2:6)
I cannot be separated from the love of God( Rom.8:35-39)
I am established, anointed, sealed by God (2 Cor.1:21-22)
I am assured all things work together for good (Rom. 8: 28)
I have been chosen and appointed to bear fruit (John 15:16 )
I may approach God with freedom and confidence (Eph. 3: 12 )
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me (Phil. 4:13)
I am the branch of the true vine, a channel of His life (John 15: 1-6)
I am God's temple (1 Cor. 3: 16 ). I am complete in Christ (Col. 2: 10)
I am hidden with Christ in God (Col. 3:3). I have been justified (Romans 5:1)
I am God's co-worker (1 Cor.. 3:9; 2 Cor 6:1). I am God's workmanship(Eph. 2:10 )
I am confident that the good works God has begun in me will be perfected. (Phil 1: 5)
I have been redeemed and forgiven(Col.1:14).
I have been adopted as God's child(Eph 1:5)
We belong to God
Do you know who you are?
Keep this bell ringing...pass it on.

The LORD bless you and keep you, now and forever more;
the LORD make His face shine upon you
and be gracious to you during this wondrous season;
the LORD turn His face toward you
and give you peace in this chaotic and uncertain world.

Republicans Win in Special Elections


Congressional Special Elections:
Republicans Win Big In Ohio and Virginia
Look Toward Illinois and Louisiana

Yesterday, something was happening besides another presidential debate (borrrinnnggg). In two Special Congressional elections, both Bob Latta of Ohio (R), and Rob Wittman of Virginia (R), won decisive victories in which the Democrats thought they could win in close elections.
These results of the special Congressional elections in Ohio and Virginia could be further confirmation of a shifting political environment, an electorate desperate for another change in Washington, and a wide-open congressional playing field. Both special elections in Ohio and Virginia have made one thing clear: the political climate continues to move away from the issues that brought
Democrats success in 2006.
As we approach the 2008 election season, Congressional Democrats are divided, still consumed with their hatred for George Bush, shouting at one another, left without a winning strategy and with the stark realization that they probably won't get a repeat of their 2006 election success. They have forfeited the mantle of change and the American electorate is restless, again. 2008 should be intersting.

Stop This Now.


http://www.njaicv.org/Action_Alert.htm

CHRISTMAS IN CENTRAL PARK

http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=0212320003

A BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION

You are cordially invited to

A BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION!!!
Guest of Honor: Jesus Christ
Date: Every day. Traditionally, December 25
but He's always around, so the date is flexible...
Time: Whenever you're ready.
(Please don't be late, though, or you'll miss out on all the fun!)
Place: In your heart.... He'll meet you there.
(You'll hear Him knock.)



Attire: Come as you are... grubbies are okay.
He'll be washing our clothes anyway. He said something about
new white robes and crowns for everyone who stays till the last.
Tickets: Admission is free. He's
already paid for everyone...
(He says you wouldn't have been
able to afford it anyway...
it cost Him everything He had. But
you do need to accept the ticket!!
Refreshments: New wine, bread, and a
far-out drink He calls "Living Water,"
followed by a supper that promises to be out of this world!
Gift Suggestions: ; Your life. He's one of those
people who already has everything else.
(He's very generous in return though.
Just wait until you see what He has for you!)
Entertainment: Joy, Peace, Truth,
Light, Life, Love, Real Happiness,
Communion with God, Forgiveness, Miracles, Healing, Power,
Eternity in Paradise, Contentment, and much more!
(All "G" rated, so bring your family and friends.)

R.S.V.P. Very Important!
He must know ahead so He can
reserve a spot for you at the table.
Also, He's keeping a list of His friends for future
reference. He calls it the "Lamb's Book of Life."
Party being given by His Kids (that's us!!)!
Hope to see you there! For those of you whom I will
see at the party, share this with someone today!

Concentrate on this sentence

When God takes something from your grasp, He's not punishing you, but
merely opening your hands to receive something better. Concentrate on
this sentence..... 'The will of God will never take you where the Grace
of God will not protect you.' Something good will happen to you today.
Something that you have been waiting to hear. This is not a joke;
someone will call you by phone or will speak to you about something that
you were waiting to hear. Do not break! Send it to a minimum of 7
people........ JUST DO IT! 'Pray Without Ceasing'

The Angel

This angel is sent to you
'Worry looks around, Sorry looks back, Faith looks up.'

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

MAMA AIN'T PLAYIN



Now this is a seriously strict mom ...


Don't mess with her...

Looks like Mama is going to make him stand out there for a long time!
Ought to be a pretty good lesson, one not easily forgotten! Don't ya think? He doesn't look very happy, like, maybe the lesson is already working, huh?
Be sure to see all 3 pictures .

We need more people like her...
YOU GO MOM !!!

NOW, OF COURSE THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME PEOPLE WHOM WILL CALL THIS 'CHILD ABUSE' OR 'CRUELTY TO CHILDREN. IF YOU AGREE THAT THIS IS A GOOD WAY TO TEACH THE YOUNG MAN A LESSON, THEN PASS THIS ON.... IF YOU DON'T AGREE, FEEL FREE TO DELETE IT. NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

Gang In the Street

Yvette M. Lee
Corporate Concierge
Administrative Services
Forrest Solutions/Alliance Bernstein
135 West 50th Street
8th Floor
212-823-7499


Hey Everyone,

There is a new gang out called The MG. They are a Mexican gang.
They go to Target and Wal-Mart to look for black females, young or old.

They get into the gang by killing a black female. They are currently in Arundel County, Prince George & Washington D.C. There is no telling when they will be in this area. Therefore, please be aware of your surroundings when going to these locations. Whenever possible take a male or another female with you. This gang is dangerous, they do not hold out, they wi ll not hesitate to take your life or the life of your loved ones.


PASS THIS ON TO ALL BLACK FEMALES (AND MALES) THIS IS NOT A GAME! PLEASE BE CAREFUL

Mrs. Dora Linscomb-King
Houston Police Department
Forensic Audio/Video Service Unit
(713)308-3083Ofc.
(713)817-6782Cell.

Ruffles Pictures.






I know she was just a little dog but
Ruffles had been with me for 16 1/2 years
until 2 days ago when she went to play in
God's gardens where the flowers never fade.
She was a little ball of delightful energy
and was by my side through many ups and downs.
She will be missed.

A Different Christmas Poem

A Different Christmas Poem

The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
Transforming the yard to a winter delight.
The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,
Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.
My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,
Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.
In perfect contentment, or so it would seem,
So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.

The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near,
But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.
Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the
sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,
And I crept to the door just to see who was near.
Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.

A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old,
Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold.
Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled,
Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.
"What are you doing?" I asked without fear,
"Come in this moment, it's freezing out here!
Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve,
You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!"

For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift,
Away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts..
To the window that danced with a warm fire's light
Then he sighed and he said "Its really all right,
I'm out here by choice. I'm here every night."
"It's my duty to stand at the front of the line,
That separates you from the darkest of times.
No one had to ask or beg or implore me,
I'm proud to stand here like my fathers before me.
My Gramps died at ' Pearl on a day in December,"
Then he sighed, "That's a Christmas 'Gram always remembers."
My dad stood his watch in the jungles of ' Nam ',
And now it is my turn and so, here I am.
I've not seen my own son in more than a while,
But my wife sends me pictures, he's sure got her smile.

Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag,
The red, white, and blue... an American flag.
I can live through the cold and the being alone,
Away from my family, my house and my home.
I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet,
I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat.
I can carry the weight of killing another,
Or lay down my life with my sister and brother..
Who stand at the front against any and all,
To ensure for all time that this flag will not fall."
"So go back inside," he said, "harbor no fright,
Your family is waiting and I'll be all right."
"But isn't there something I can do, at the least,
"Give you money," I asked, "or prepare you a feast?
It seems all too little for all that you've done,
For being away from your wife and your son."
Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret,
"Just tell us you love us, and never forget.
To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone,
To stand your own watch, no matter how long.
For when we come home, either standing or dead,
To know you remember we fought and we bled.
Is payment enough, and with that we will trust,
That we mattered to you as you mattered to us."

PLEASE, Would you do me the kind favor of sending this to as many people
as you can? Christmas will be coming soon and some credit is due to our
U.S. Service men and women for our being able to celebrate these
festivities. Let's try in this small way to pay a tiny bit of what we
owe. Make people stop and think of our heroes, living and dead, who
sacrificed themselves for us.


LCDR Jeff Giles, SC, USN
30th Naval Construction Regiment
OIC, Logistics Cell One
Al Taqqadum , Iraq.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Rules From God


Rules from God for 2008
. Wake Up !! Decide to have a good day.
"Today is the day the Lord hath made; let us rejoice and be glad in it" Psalms 118:24
2. Dress Up !! The best way to dress up is to put on a smile. A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. "The Lord does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at outward appearance; but the Lord looks at the heart."
I Samuel 16:7
3. Shut Up!! Say nice things and learn to listen. God gave us two ears and one mouth, so He must have meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking. "He who guards his lips guards his soul." Proverbs 13:3

4. Stand Up!!... For what you believe in. Stand for something or you will fall for anything.. "Let us not be weary in doing good; for at the proper time, we will reap a harvest if we do not give up. Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good..." Galatians 6:9-10
5. Look Up !!... To the Lord.
"I can do everything through Christ who strengthens me."
Philippians 4:13

6 Reach Up !!... For something higher. "Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not unto your own understanding. In all your ways, acknowledge Him, And He will direct your path."
Proverbs 3:5-6
7. Lift Up !!... Your Prayers.
"Do not worry about anything;
Instead PRAY ABOUT EVERYTHING."
Philippians 4:6

I thought this was mighty special, just like you.

God answers Knee-Mail.

Just Say Merry Christmas

Twas the month before Christmas
When all through our land,
Not a Christian was praying
Nor taking a stand.
Why the Politically Correct Police had taken away,
The reason for Christmas - no one could say.
The children were told by their schools not to sing,
About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.
It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say
December 25th is just a "Holiday".
Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit
Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!
CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod
Something was changing, something quite odd!
Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa
In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.
As Targets were hanging their trees upside down
At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.
At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears
You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.
Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty
Are words that were used to intimidate me.
Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen
On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!
At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter
To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.
And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace.
The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
The reason for the season, stopped before it started.
So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree"
Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.
Choose your words carefully, choose what you say
Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday!