Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Pookie Johnson

I know that everyone needs a job, but there are some places
where yo' Cuzzins should not be allowed to work.

There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care Unit where
patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11
a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors
and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural.
No one could solve the mystery... as to why the deaths occurred around
11 a.m. on Sundays. So a worldwide team of experts were assembled to
investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all
doctors, and Nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for
themselves, what the terrible phenomenon was about. Some were holding
wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil
spirits. Just when the clock struck 11...Pookie Johnson, the part-time
Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system
so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.

AND THAT IS ALL I'M GONNA SAY.........