A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She browses around, spots a
beautiful diamond bracelet
and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she
inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident and
prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around,
her worst nightmare
materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman
greets the lady with, "Good
day, Madam. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been
there at the time of her
little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price
of this lovely bracelet?"
He answers,"Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to
crap in the pants when I tell you
the price."