Funny Story:
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was
watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked
hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue; my dad
kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the
teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old
man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in his classic style
he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were
my son."